I wish I could write about the people I'm interviewing for these open positions, but at least two of them did their homework on me, and read this blog.

I find this alternately creepy and comforting. If they already know who I am, we can dispense with the bullshit. On the other hand, now they know about all of my troubles with the law, my torrid affairs with celebrities (all pre-Sarah, of course), and my weird - almost fetishist - affinity for... oh, fuck it. I can't even continue this post.