Best Out-Of-Office Message
Okay, now this one is really the best. It's from my friend Matt who is in the video game industry:

Thanks for your email. I will be out of the office until Tuesday, October 3 -- working in Seoul and then traveling to Tokyo. I will of course be checking email, but there will be significant lag due to the time difference (13 hours). Not to mention the giant monsters attacking the city.

Looking forward to catching up with you upon my return.

Sayonara,

Matt