This one goes out to all of you who have experience with those fabulous counting books that toddlers love so much

In the past few hours, I have talked to one member of the press, dealt with two Operations mishaps, attended a three-hour client meeting, negotiated four contracts, helped colleagues on five presentations, and had the same discussion six times about a custom research project (people don't talk to each other).

And now I feel like ripping someone's head off. Maybe mine.