Jargonwatch: At least I can laugh at myself

Here are excerpts from two emails that I sent this morning:

"Attached are some thoughts and back-of-the-envelope calculations re: how we can bring the 5551 forecast more in line with budget."

"My fear is that she will see the meeting as a nail in her coffin rather than a constructive step in a process designed to give her every opportunity to succeed."

To quote David Byrne, "How did I get here?"