Parenting is...
... trying to give your kid nose drops when you're in the thick of an ambien evening.
"Where's your nose, Asher?"
"Here."
"Where?"
"Here, Daddy."
"Oh, Fuck it. You take the spray bottle, and let me know when you're done."
... trying to give your kid nose drops when you're in the thick of an ambien evening.
"Where's your nose, Asher?"
"Here."
"Where?"
"Here, Daddy."
"Oh, Fuck it. You take the spray bottle, and let me know when you're done."
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