My friend Tom wins the prize for managing to swear, bash corporate America and ridicule Bush in the short card that accompanied his baby present:

...Two books I bought because they are colorful and chewable, it would seem. Or chew- and drool-resistant. Then again, one can't trust corporations to test the safety of their ink. Fuckers. The Very Hungry Caterpillar is in honor of our President who said, you may recall, that this is his favorite book. It hadn't been published yet when Bush was a kid, so this is what he reads now. Asher Miles, I'm sure, will move beyond it more quickly. Love, Tom

Priceless.