Eighties Lineups That Read Like Tabloid Headlines
(Borrowed wholly from McSweeny's)

Lords of the New Church Fear Afterlife
Starship Sparks Crowded House
Chicago, Boston, Berlin, Asia: Damned
The Waitresses Squeeze the Specials
Pet Shop Boys Fixx Stray Cats, Toto
Flock of Seagulls Jam the Tubes
Sisters of Mercy Cure Television
Scorpions Sting Tracey Ullman
Police Poison Loverboy Cult
The English Beat New Kids on the Block
Scandal, Madness, Germs
Yes, the Smiths Heart Everything But the Girl
Gene Loves Jezebel