Weekend Parenting Inventory

Late night runs to pharmacy: 2
Glasses of scotch: 2
Movies rented: 1
Movies watched: 1/2
Diapers changed: 13
Loads of baby clothes laundered: 4
Most contiguous hours slept: 3
Number of distinct places baby positioned hoping that he falls asleep: 7
Number of partial Bob Dylan songs sung to screaming baby: 7
Number of Bob Dylan songs that were post-Blonde on Blonde: 1