So... when do the rewards start to roll in from this parenting thing?

The truth is, it's not so bad, so far. I'm still in the honeymoon period, but I honestly think it's funny that he pees through about 9 outfits a day, necessitating a laundry every 24 hours.

The best was when the mohel took off Asher's diaper to perform the bris, he projectile pooped all over the poor man - as if that were his only weapon against the pending offense. I haven't seen Asher do that before or since, so I'm convinced there was some cosmic correlation.